i love tools with personality:
Caught exit of DirBuster
Writing report
Report saved to 192.168.254.8.dirbuster.html
Enjoy the rest of your day
The compilation process of nmap comes to mind:

as does KARMA:
Loading config file etc/karma-scan.xml
DNS-SERVER is running
DHCP-SERVER is running
Delivering judicious KARMA, hit Control-C to quit.
Others?

Definitely apt-get moo and aptitude moo.
In aptitude’s case, keep adding verbose (-v) flags and see what happens 🙂
lol @ ‘apt-get moo’